Jeyl's Tholian Silk

everyda-i:

Leliana, don’t you worry, Traynor is coming for you….

(with her toothbrush)

The one and only good thing about Mass Effect 3 gets to be the main spotlight in the next Dragon Age Game.

YEAH! ALRIGHT!

oldgamemags:

N64 Magazine #36, Christmas 1999 - Review of Resident Evil 2!

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My first experience with Resident Evil came from watching a commercial where one of the characters almost gets eaten up by a sewer alligator. At the time, the effect looked spectacular. It wasn’t until years later when my BFF came over to my home to spend the night and he brought a couple of rental N64 games. The one game he rented was Resident Evil 2.

I didn’t know much about the franchise, but the moment one of the characters stepped into the poise station, I WAS HOOKED! When we managed to beat an entire play through, I was caught the Alligator! Soon afterwards I purchased a copy for myself and, thanks to the Game Cube era, continue to buy more of the titles.

Whenever I get asked a question about which Resident Evil game is the best, I have two answers. Resident Evil 4 is by and large one of the best games ever created. It’s got so much variety, a wonderful pace, genuinely creepy moments, a great combat system and a pretty decent story. But if you want a game that captures the heart and spirit of what I believe Resident Evil should be all about, Resident Evil 2 is it. The mystery surrounding Raccoon City’s outbreak, the connection between the city and the mansion, Ada Wong, Sherry’s plight, and the newly introduced G-Virus. It also contains my absolute favorite monster in the entire franchise. Mr. X. He’s huge, expressionless, and you don’t know where he’ll pop up. To make matters worse, he won’t stay dead. Every time you think you got him, he’ll get back up and disappear from the room next time you visit it, leaving you to wonder when he’ll show up next. And he will. Many, many times.

kwmurphy:

7 Mistakes You’re Making with Olive Oil

Shampooing your dog with it.


Pouring it on Lord Denethor and lighting him on fire.


Trying to use it as currency.


Carrying it in a gallon freezer bag and telling people it’s your nephew Walt.


Freezing it in the shape of olives.


Dressing like Popeye and trying to have sex with it.


Using it as a metaphor to describe Johnny Fontaine’s hair to Tom Hagen.

kwmurphy:

7 Mistakes You’re Making with Olive Oil

  1. Shampooing your dog with it.

  2. Pouring it on Lord Denethor and lighting him on fire.

  3. Trying to use it as currency.

  4. Carrying it in a gallon freezer bag and telling people it’s your nephew Walt.

  5. Freezing it in the shape of olives.

  6. Dressing like Popeye and trying to have sex with it.

  7. Using it as a metaphor to describe Johnny Fontaine’s hair to Tom Hagen.

smitethepatriarchy:

bubonickitten:

capitolhillofficial:

capitolhillofficial:

Dragons are henceforth a feminist icon. You’re no longer allowed to participate in the appreciation of dragons and dragons in culture unless you’re totally down for helping the equality movement. 

Anti-feminist blogs are mad about this post so everyone should reblog it.

I saved this image off Tumblr awhile ago and I never thought I’d find another use for it

image

FUCK YES.

HECK YEAH!

typette:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT

Super Mario Boos. The dark and gritty reimagining. Still shy. :)

typette:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT

Super Mario Boos. The dark and gritty reimagining. Still shy. :)


Superman, black would be the coolest dude in the world. Imagine Sam Jackson in a cape. Running around. That would be a good movie.
I think what a lot of people don’t get is, these people aren’t real. If you cast a black dude as John F Kennedy, that’s wrong. If you cast a white dude as Martin Luther King, that’s wrong. These people aren’t real. The suits aren’t real. There aren’t really superheroes in the world.
At some point in time, you have to steep yourself in reality and say, ‘hey, it’s not about what they look like, it’s about casting a good actor in the role. If you’re sitting at home and you can’t see a black guy as Nick Fury, maybe there’s something wrong with you.

Why not?

Superman, black would be the coolest dude in the world. Imagine Sam Jackson in a cape. Running around. That would be a good movie.

I think what a lot of people don’t get is, these people aren’t real. If you cast a black dude as John F Kennedy, that’s wrong. If you cast a white dude as Martin Luther King, that’s wrong. These people aren’t real. The suits aren’t real. There aren’t really superheroes in the world.

At some point in time, you have to steep yourself in reality and say, ‘hey, it’s not about what they look like, it’s about casting a good actor in the role. If you’re sitting at home and you can’t see a black guy as Nick Fury, maybe there’s something wrong with you.

Why not?

nintendroid:

McDonald’s is doing a Mario Kart 8 promotion for this month’s Happy Meal.

Yesterday, the wife and I piddled around town for the yearly July 4th festivities. A wrestling match and caged tiger exhibit later, we walked into McD’s for some tea. As soon as I opened the door, there was a beautiful display, showcasing all the cool Mario Kart toys they’re offering this month. 

It’s always awkward ordering a Happy Meal with no kid. the cashier totally knows it’s for you but you try to play it off by saying to yourself “I can’t remember what they asked for”. I pulled that and didn’t fool anyone. So after that brief bit of awkwardness, We took our loot and got home. First thing I did was give the food/ground up earthworms to the dog because I didn’t feel like falling asleep on the toilet. I anxiously got inside to discover my prize. I always expect the worse with Happy Meal toys because it’s usually how it ends up. In this case the worse was the flimsy Mario visor they were offering. To my surprise, I came out with a Luigi!! Best case scenario for sure. I wouldn’t have got that lucky as a kid.

The toy itself is of great quality. good paint job, rolls back and fourth. Leaps and bounds ahead of the Super Mario 3 toys offered in 1990. Well, the rest of the toys were great but that Luigi looked sad. He was also on a cloud for no particular reason. The only thing lacking in this toy is the “roll back and go” feature the old luigi had. This one you gotta push around yourself. It’s all about getting the kids active right?

it also came with decals, which will probably end up on my controllers or the inside of my wallet like all other stickers. A nice pack in item. Also the box has a punch out banana and green shell. The box says “set up your very own race course to challenge your friends”. A neat idea and a good way to utilize the packaging. 

This is a great promotion and if you’re a Mario Kart 8 fan or a Mario Kart fan in general this is definitely worth having for the kids or even for yourself. I’d seat this with one of the better Nintendo themed kids meal items of the last ten years. 

Collectors take note. You can purchase the toys themselves WITHOUT buying a whole happy meal. I was able to buy three Marios and three Luigis in one stop.

albinwonderland:

kateordie:

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

if you don’t think wonder woman is feminist I’m not sure you know very much about wonder woman
(re: this for anyone confused)

Make the bad people stop…

albinwonderland:

kateordie:

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

if you don’t think wonder woman is feminist I’m not sure you know very much about wonder woman

(re: this for anyone confused)

Make the bad people stop…

nevadagrace:

the girl in the last ones face omg

Ok, ok. Points if you get it. Ready? Here you go.

"At least your mother tipped well!"